Not only is today the first day of the rest of your life but it's also the last of the preceding section
- Ductmonkey
The next best thing to actualy doing work is getting someone to do it for you
The universal remidy for problems 99% of which don't exist
While the early bird may get the worm, the worm who sleeps late survives, a paradox but none the better to prove that when laziness and hardwork both get you killed, why do anything more strenuious than being dead?
